Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!
I'm Brandon. I'm a barista at Starbucks and a dish-bitch/server at Aki Sushi. This is my tumblr.
Where every girl marries an army man and posts non-stop about them on facebook to the point that you want to personally end this “war” so they’ll stfu
“There are only patterns, patterns on top of patterns, patterns that affect other patterns. Patterns hidden by patterns. Patterns within patterns. If you watch close, history does nothing but repeat itself. What we call chaos is just patterns we haven’t recognized. What we call random is just patterns we can’t decipher. what we can’t understand we call nonsense. What we can’t read we call gibberish. There is no free will. There are no variables.”
Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor
"If My Son Were Gay" by Nishat Ahmed (via maddynorris)
|Satan:||You can have anything you wan--|
|Me:||GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.|
|Me:||YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.|
|Satan:||Wouldn't you rather have love or money?|
|Me:||EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.|
Saved a turtle who who trying to cross the road yesterday. Also saved a lizard trapped in a kitchen.